Life's too short for crap.
Life's too short for crap, and we mean it! At Holy Octopus, you get top-quality at fair prices. No hocus-pocus, just outstanding products and swift delivery.
We firmly believe that life is way too short to settle for subpar quality. You won't find any run-of-the-mill products here, only excellence.
Forget about bland promises! Honesty is our superpower. What you see is what you get. No frills, no deception – just honest product descriptions that deliver on their promises. Our products are far from average; they're premium and dependable.
We're conscious about avoiding waste and excess packaging. Our strategically placed warehouses in Germany and the Czech Republic ensure swift deliveries to you while keeping environmental impact low.
Our range of premier products includes top-notch tool and weapon belts, folding knives, hunting blades, and practical EDC items. Each product shines with careful selection, candid descriptions, and often an added touch of usefulness.
We truly value our manufacturers, factories, and suppliers. Most of them are like the cool kids on the business playground – either small, emerging businesses or mid-sized stars. Besides their style and commitment to good working conditions, they also share our favorite values: loyalty, honesty, and reliability.
Delivery & Returns
Free shipping throughout the EU for orders over €50.
Free shipping to the EU on orders of €50.00 or more.
Free shipping to Switzerland on orders of €70.00 or more.
Free shipping to the USA on orders of €300.00 or more.
For orders up to €49.99, shipping costs within the EU are €5.90.
For orders up to €69.99, shipping costs to Switzerland are €15.90.
For orders up to €299.99, shipping costs to the USA are €49.90.
We also ship to APO / FPO / DPO addresses for a flat fee of €5.90.
Returns? Of course!
If you're not satisfied with the product, simply return it unused and packaged within two weeks.
Defect? Is something broken that shouldn't be?
You'll get a replacement or a refund.
We're happy to assist with questions about return conditions, the return process, and the shipping address. If you want to make a return or exchange, send us an email so we can discuss the refund.